dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

image

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glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

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Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: funnyorwtf)

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jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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nonespark:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through.
who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard without anyone saying anything.
what monkeys were in charge of this operation.

nonespark:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through.

who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard without anyone saying anything.

what monkeys were in charge of this operation.

(Source: ninjakato)

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setbabiesonfire:

brand-n3w:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:


50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

Captain munch

Cheery Hoes

setbabiesonfire:

brand-n3w:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:

50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

Captain munch

Cheery Hoes

(Source: thewhatever)

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necrophilofthefuture:

those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen

image

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tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

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iamaneggplant:

image

One of the BEST YouTube comments

( 219519 ) 22 hours ago - Reblog

itscarororo:

ittygittydiddynator:

anderjak:

toastradamus:

Roger Rabbits special effects still fucking hold up by todays standards AND looks better than most films that come out NOW it was that ahead of its time

I’m still amazed that Hoskins had that little to work with. Everything about this video is awesome.

This made my day.

this is fantastic

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ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

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feministcaptainkirk:

2girlsandpof:

rawunmedicatedheartt:

Silent rejection breaks the fragile male down so easily…

And men say women are too sensitive.

First message sent at: May 26th 7:57
Last message sent at: May 26th 8:07
This took place over TEN MINUTES.

feministcaptainkirk:

2girlsandpof:

rawunmedicatedheartt:

Silent rejection breaks the fragile male down so easily…

And men say women are too sensitive.

First message sent at: May 26th 7:57

Last message sent at: May 26th 8:07

This took place over TEN MINUTES.

(Source: solarselection)

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basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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joydick:

asking whats for dinner is scary because it could make or break your night

(Source: joydick)

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