(Source: bricesander)

ealsopart:

AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

lizziepchooo18:

gloopday:

The team team

WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT THE TEAM TEAM ALONG

bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

ahmpora:

wheresmyhalmet:

warpedlamp:

fonixe:

warpedlamp:

fonixe:

sex

why did this get 25 notes

where did the ghost thing come from

tanglefootcomic:

All I can say is that I’m sorry.

panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

solluxforpresident:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

silvanoir:

mylifeasagrownup:

christycandid:

honesttoblarg:

The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous looking bird in the world.

unphotogenic? these are my favorite pictures of any bird ever

my spirit animal

they look as beautiful as they sound.

That’s not a bird, that’s a MUPPET

(Source: iwasteyourprecioustime)

reapersun:

thousandskies:

SHERLOCK and JOHN in many shapes and forms!​ My personal favorite is them as table lamps. Part of my contribution for 7 Patch Problem Artbook. 

I want Lamp!Lock fanfic I demand it plz